Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Fuckin’ ell. I’m tellin’ ya, I may haff ta be firin’ Murph prettay soon. He keeps showin’ up ta wirk hung-over frae th’ night before. I’m really doin’ em a favor lettin’ em wirk ‘ere. Maist o' whit he’s doin’ cuid be dane by myself or yin o' th' ither guys. Problem is, th’ guy is one o’ mah mates and I huv known him sin we wur kids. Firin’ th' poor bastard wid pish him aff guid, bit thare wid be a lot less screw ups at the distillery. A'll be thinking this yin thro' ower a tumbler o' mah 27 year aged batch o' whiskey th' neist couple o' nights, thas’ fur sure.

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  1. I was just clicking through blogs to pass the time. Love your blog but I had to find an online Scottish text translator to understand it, lol.

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